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A long long long time ago
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Today is the memorial to celebrate the life and death of Chester Bennington. He was my hero. His voice saved me during a time in my life when all I wanted to do was give up. Unfortunately I can't go. I wish I could. I would love to be there with other Linkin Park fans. I miss him but I hope he is in a better place. I know his wife and kids will miss him dearly. Chester was such a gentle soul who saved so many lives but couldn't save his own. I miss you Chester.
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RIP Grandma 4/24/2016
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, courage to change the things i can; and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as he did, this sinful world as it is, not as i would have it; Trusting that he will make all things right if i surrender to his will; That i may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with him forever in the next. Amen.
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RIP Grandpa
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, courage to change the things i can; and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as he did, this sinful world as it is, not as i would have it; Trusting that he will make all things right if i surrender to his will; That i may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with him forever in the next. Amen.
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Oh Boy!!!
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I just designed my first t-shirt ever!!!! Thank you DA for giving me this opportunity to test myself. I am so proud of the ideas that are now flowing from my brain into my psp. I won't even be upset if I don't win. I know that I am able to do anything I put my mind into. There are some talented artists out there and I'm glad that I was able to put my design out there with them too. May not be as great but its mine! I did it! If you like one of my shirts please don't forget to favorite it!!!!
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Crazy Quotes
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Found through my journey through the web.
"You're not crazy, you're going sane in a crazy world!"
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
~Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for the Fish
I used to be sane, but I got better.
I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.
We're all in this alone.
Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
"I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it."
Sometimes the facts fail to correspond to known reality.
He can't be insane, I've never seen him at the meetings...
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out by itself.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??.
Never question authority. It doesn't know either.
Some of my best personalities are crazy!
El toro loco: the crazy lawnmower.
Today has been one hell of a week.
One man's insanity is another man's vision.
I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.
Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.
Being normal isn't one of my strengths
My next nervous breakdown is dedicated to you.
Life is a Highway .....and I feel like Roadkill!
The irony of life is that no one gets out alive...
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic
I think. I think I am. Therefore I am... I think.
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel ha..
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
-Shirley Temple
"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."
-Joey Bishop
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's REALLY BAD for you.
You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
-Lily Tomlin
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
-Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women)
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do."
"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."
"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words."
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -Maryon Pearson
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
-Marie Corelli
"You been drinking the cough syrup again?"
-Michael Cohen (The Forbidden Game Trilogy by L.J. Smith)
"Wasn't it Satre who said hell was eternity spent in a room with your friends?"
-Michael Cohen
"This isn't much of a game. No reset. It's win, lose, or die,"
-Michael Cohen
"Reality, has teeth and claws. And sicne that's true, wouldn't you rather be one of the hunters than one of the hunted?"
-Julian (Forbidden Game Trilogy)
"You and your damned, damned fruitcakes!!"
-Jenny Thorton (Forbidden game Trilogy)
"Dagaz." Rune of change. "Thurisaz." The horn."Gebo." For Sacrifice."Isa." Primal ice. "Kenzaz." Primal Fire."Raidho." Traveling. "Uruz." For piercing the veil between worlds.
-Jenny Thorton (FGT)
"Nothing really dies as long as it's not forgotten."
-Julian (FGT)
"How many times must I say it? You are my familiar, not the head of my guild! You are bound to my service and you will do as I say."
-Morgana Shee
"Fight them with what?! Jujitsu? Tae Kwon Do? The force?"
-Janie Hodges-Bradley
"What do they do with the people who do run from them?"
"Run them till they drop. The stories don't agree about what happens if they catch you. I only know that sorcerei get out of the way fast if they hear the Fava-Se-Ra. That's the opening bars of the hunting call."
-Alys & Janie
Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?
-Marilyn Monroe
**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**
**I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!**
he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw
Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S.
Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.
Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!
*~*~*~Star light, star bright, where the hell is Mr.Right?*~*~*~*
Ur jealous cause the voices are in my head¤
~*Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come along...I think mine got hit by a bus.*~
Shoot For The Moon
We say we love flowers..
yet we pluck them.
We say we love trees..
yet we cut them down.
And people still wonder why
some are afraid..
When told they are loved.
-Unknown
"My only friend is a CRAB!! This is a sad day for Kendale."
-Kendale
"No matter where you go, there you are."
"Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right."
"We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what we pretend."
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Imagination is more important than intelligence.
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
It is just Me, or are Myself and I crazy too?
"Love is a temporary form of insanity"
Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do it?"
-Billy Madison
"You're not crazy, you're going sane in a crazy world!"
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
~Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for the Fish
I used to be sane, but I got better.
I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.
We're all in this alone.
Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
"I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it."
Sometimes the facts fail to correspond to known reality.
He can't be insane, I've never seen him at the meetings...
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out by itself.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??.
Never question authority. It doesn't know either.
Some of my best personalities are crazy!
El toro loco: the crazy lawnmower.
Today has been one hell of a week.
One man's insanity is another man's vision.
I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.
Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.
Being normal isn't one of my strengths
My next nervous breakdown is dedicated to you.
Life is a Highway .....and I feel like Roadkill!
The irony of life is that no one gets out alive...
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic
I think. I think I am. Therefore I am... I think.
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel ha..
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
-Shirley Temple
"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."
-Joey Bishop
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's REALLY BAD for you.
You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
-Lily Tomlin
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
-Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women)
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do."
"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."
"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words."
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -Maryon Pearson
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
-Marie Corelli
"You been drinking the cough syrup again?"
-Michael Cohen (The Forbidden Game Trilogy by L.J. Smith)
"Wasn't it Satre who said hell was eternity spent in a room with your friends?"
-Michael Cohen
"This isn't much of a game. No reset. It's win, lose, or die,"
-Michael Cohen
"Reality, has teeth and claws. And sicne that's true, wouldn't you rather be one of the hunters than one of the hunted?"
-Julian (Forbidden Game Trilogy)
"You and your damned, damned fruitcakes!!"
-Jenny Thorton (Forbidden game Trilogy)
"Dagaz." Rune of change. "Thurisaz." The horn."Gebo." For Sacrifice."Isa." Primal ice. "Kenzaz." Primal Fire."Raidho." Traveling. "Uruz." For piercing the veil between worlds.
-Jenny Thorton (FGT)
"Nothing really dies as long as it's not forgotten."
-Julian (FGT)
"How many times must I say it? You are my familiar, not the head of my guild! You are bound to my service and you will do as I say."
-Morgana Shee
"Fight them with what?! Jujitsu? Tae Kwon Do? The force?"
-Janie Hodges-Bradley
"What do they do with the people who do run from them?"
"Run them till they drop. The stories don't agree about what happens if they catch you. I only know that sorcerei get out of the way fast if they hear the Fava-Se-Ra. That's the opening bars of the hunting call."
-Alys & Janie
Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?
-Marilyn Monroe
**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**
**I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!**
he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw
Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S.
Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.
Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!
*~*~*~Star light, star bright, where the hell is Mr.Right?*~*~*~*
Ur jealous cause the voices are in my head¤
~*Everyone keeps telling me that the right guy will come along...I think mine got hit by a bus.*~
Shoot For The Moon
We say we love flowers..
yet we pluck them.
We say we love trees..
yet we cut them down.
And people still wonder why
some are afraid..
When told they are loved.
-Unknown
"My only friend is a CRAB!! This is a sad day for Kendale."
-Kendale
"No matter where you go, there you are."
"Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right."
"We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what we pretend."
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Imagination is more important than intelligence.
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
It is just Me, or are Myself and I crazy too?
"Love is a temporary form of insanity"
Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do it?"
-Billy Madison
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